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June 8, 2012
Well, things are extremely busy around here so we're going to have to make this intro quick, concise and to-the-point. Yoinks! Gotcha! We're extremely KIDDING with you, of course! You know us well enough by now to know we've blocked off the next six hours for you and only you. Oh yeah. We're ready to do this allllll afternoon. Because this e-mail has never been about shows. This e-mail has never been about bands. No. This e-mail has always been about this. And what's this about? This is about us, guys. This is about us. So let's open up a big old can of real sauce flavored with a hint of vulnerability and a dash of trust and get this epic wrap session started, shall we? So... what's... new with you? Done any... cool..... stuff? Or......Ouch! What the heck was that? Oh no. It wasn't. Was that you starting a scroll down? Gasp! It was! You were starting a scroll down on us! After everything we've been through? You were just going to flick that little wheel and fly right past us? What, we're just a blur to you now? That's all we are? Fine. Forget our feelings. Just scroll on by. Kiss kiss! Bye-bye! You just scroll on by to This Week's Picks or the Free Summer Shows or the Just Announced Shows or whatever the heck is down there. Do you think we even know?! No. We don't know what's beneath this intro. And you want to know why we don't know? Because as far as we're concerned, you're the only thing, ok? YOU'RE THE ONLY THING! Go. Just go. Better to have been read and scrolled than to have never been read at all. Don't worry. We'll be fine.....we'll be fine. Control............. Alt............... (we'll always have Twitter)........ Delete_________________
